Winner, Winner, Meat for Dinner!
I filmed a video with the boys in which we announced the winner of the Hillshire Farm Year of Meat Contest. Now you are forced to watch it. Here’s the thing, I filmed it straight to YouTube and apparently that guarantees that the quality will suck, which it does. I tried to make a new one, but the fact is I look like an ass regardless of video quality. I may as well post the video with the kids in it, that way I can write them off. I apologize if it’s hard to watch, but at least one of you will leave a year of meat richer.
And scene. Thank you to everyone that participated and tweeted and made meat jokes that offended others due to their overt sexuality. I couldn’t have done it without you. Or Hillshire Farm. Mostly Hillshire Farm.
Go forth and be meatful to one another.






I win, I am winner, the finest meats and cheeses for all my subjects!
Except for the serfs of course.
Hilarious. Can I get Zane’s shirt when he’s ready to do hand-me-downs? Y’all can totally come to Vegas and bring it to me.
Zane tends to wear shirts until they unravel around him, but I’ll keep you posted.