Honea Express

Are you feeling good in the neighborhood? Are you staying at a Comfy Inn with a bunch of models? Do you like dining at places that aren’t quite Chili’s or T.G.I.Friday’s? Then you, my friend (or random Internet user), are already a winner. Also, giveaway!

I’m giving away a $50 (USD) gift card to Applebee’s, home of hot, horny women (according to the clip below) and great family dining! It’s a win-win!

Here’s how you win: Leave a comment below (one per person please) about your favorite Applebee’s item or Owen Wilson movie.

Business socks:

• You must live in the U.S. because I’m paying for shipping myself and I’m way too cheap to send mail to Canada or any other country that may have an Applebee’s in it (do they have Applebee’s in Canada?).
• You must include a working email address (not in the body of the comment, but when prompted — it won’t be made public).
• On Tuesday, March 6, at 8:00 p.m. PST, I will have one of my kids do something cute in which they pick the winner at random from all eligible entries. Winner will be contacted via said email. If the winner does not respond within 48 hours of receiving the HUGE NEWS, then another winner will be picked (although not in the original cute manner), and so forth and so on until I’ve tried to contact all three of you. Good luck, and may the force be with you.

This contest is courtesy of Gift Cards Rock! an online community for people who love to give and receive gift cards (you know who you are). You can also get more gift cards for Valentine’s Day* at your grocery store.

*This giveaway was supposed to be for Valentine’s Day, because who doesn’t love a romantic dinner at the ‘Bee’s? However, due to family matters (if I may, a sincere thank you for all of your kind words in that regard) I missed the allotted post time. Please apply the above statement to the special occasion of your choice.

Disclosure: The good people at Gift Cards Rock! sent me a $25 gift card that I used earlier this month. It wasn’t to Applebee’s, but we still managed to enjoy ourselves.

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