Honea Express

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Okay, I was going to write a long post about the film Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, but I’m tired and the sun is out. Besides, I already wrote a lot about the movie (which I really liked, thanks to Disney for inviting me to a screening) all over Gore’s green internet.

If you are here for the pirate booty (not popcorn, or you know, booty) please click below to download the PDF:

Pirates Activity Pack

Also:

My review of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides at DadCentric.

At BabyCenter I ask: Is Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides okay for kids?

Pirate treasures that my kids want at JoeShopping.

Some other Disney pirate stuff at UpTake.

I’ve already posted twice today about the same subject. I’ll just give you links instead of striking out here.

Is Your Child’s Schedule Stretching You Thin? (BabyCenter)

The Springtime of Our Youth (DadCentric)

Bonus: Ellen is Bearing Down! Go, Wildcats!

And a plea: Please do whatever it that new Networked Blogs/Facebook box in the sidebar is asking. It would be nice if my mom saw that someone else liked me. They really liked me.

In the meantime please enjoy my new favorite thing to watch on the internet that isn’t pornography:

I’m alive. I haven’t left the building. Yes, there are cobwebs covered in icicles hanging on the hinges of Honea Express, but it’s not like I haven’t been busy.

For example:

My latest at DadCentric – One Foot in Front of the Other

My latest at BabyCenter – 2011: This One’s for the Boys

They said that 2010 was the year of the Dad Blog, and yet it was fairly quiet around these parts. I’m aiming to fix that. I’m not sure what fodder will fall to these pages, but whatever it is I hope you join me for the ride.

The following was Bill Watterson’s goodbye to Calvin, Hobbes, and us. I think it also makes a grand hello.

Hello, 2011. Welcome.

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Day 30: The Sneeze

It has been a long and awkward ride, and this will not be hitting my pillow.

In Soviet Russia the pillow hit you.

Thank you for supporting the DadCentric Movember team (as seen on Facebook). Every bit helps, and it’s not too late to donate to the cause.

We’ll leave a light on for you.

Also, visit DadCentric for all your holiday needs (actual needs may vary).

Hello, and welcome to Day 8. Perhaps you’ve noticed that there is a beard attached to my Movember mustache. This is due to one fact, I can’t decide what kind of mustache to grow. It’s a fair bet that I’m going to look like a total jackass regardless, but what kind of jackass?

I’ll have it sculpted by the next update. Save the letters.

If you’d like to donate to the DadCentric Movember Team and raise money to stop men from dying, well, good on you. Do it. Kick cancer in the butt. Also, balls.